Off the Record (OTR)

Bortles is your starter, Jacksonville!

We’ve got great news for Jacksonville Jaguars fans! No, Justin Blackmon didn’t get cleared to resume football activities. That’s pure fantasy!

It wasn’t long ago that Blake Bortles was one of the hot up-and-coming quarterbacks in the NFL. At one point, I openly wondered if I’d rather have the duo of Bortles and Allen Robinson or Derek Carr and Amari Cooper. Now, that question will get you punched in the face.

Now, the news that Bortles has been named the starter for the Jaguars today is being met with rolled eyes and hands making jerk off motions.

In fairness, head coach Doug Marrone was picking between a crap sandwich and a diarrhea milkshake. Chad Henne was the other option.

Marrone said he’s going with “who’s going to give us the best chance to win, in the situation that we’re in.” The situation they’re in blows, just FYI.

Enjoy another terrible season of football, Jags fans!

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