NJ mom arrested for tanning her child (video)

This is pretty great. No, it’s not great that this New Jersey mother, Patricia Krentcil, 44, was arrested on charges of second-degree child endangerment for allegedly taking her five-year old daughter to a tanning bed. But, it is great that we got to see Patricia’s picture.

Where do you even start? Your daughter was found with sunburn at school. They want to know what’s going on and then they get a whiff of Patricia’s face. Holy f’ing hell!

You’re going to tell me that there is no chance that you took your daughter to a tanning bed? This woman looks like she just followed Augustus Gloop into Willie Wonka’s chocolate river for a quick taste.

Her face was most likely all the evidence that the local authorities needed to make the charges. In court, when asked to make his/her opening remarks, the prosecutor will just motion to the defendant’s face and the judge will ask the jury if they’ve reached a verdict.

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