Petrino placed on leave for banging young employee
Arkansas football head coach Bobby Petrino has always prided himself on having complete privacy in his personal life. So, one would think he’d be a little more careful when riding his motorcycle with a 25-year old female employee, Jessica Dorrell, on the back. Yes, we heard that he crashed that bike, but we now know that this girl was with him and she wasn’t just a hitchhiker. Petrino has now been placed on paid leave when it came out that he was having relations with this girl who is half his age.
Petrino called athletic director Jeff Long to tell him that he hadn’t exactly been truthful about what happened when he crashed his motorcycle. Petrino was concerned about keeping an “inappropriate relationship from becoming public.”
“I will fully cooperate with the university throughout this process and my hope is to repair my relationships with my family, my athletic director, the Razorback Nation and remain the head coach of the Razorbacks,” Petrino said in a statement issued by the university.
Long said he had no timeline for when he’ll decide what to do with this douchebag. Yep, douchebag. We didn’t forget that he walked out on the Atlanta Falcons back in 2007. That was douche too.
“I’m at the beginning of the review. I don’t know what I’m going to find,” Long said. “I am disappointed that coach Petrino did not share with me, when he had the opportunity to, the full extent of the accident and who was involved.”
Originally, he made mention of a lady being there at the accident. That’s not the same as “this chick I’ve been banging that my wife doesn’t know about.”
“When I came out of the ditch, there was a lady there that had flagged down a car,” Petrino said Tuesday. “The guy that was in the passenger’s seat said, ‘Get in, we’ll just take you right to the hospital instead of waiting,’ and so I got in the car and they headed toward Fayetteville.”
Oh, ho ho! And that’s that!
Seriously, this whole incident just makes Petrino look like an even bigger fraud.