Delonte West is banging LeBron’s mother?

At OTR, there is nothing we love more than random internet rumors that don’t contain any hard facts or evidence. We believe all of them to be true, because if they were false, they wouldn’t be on the internet.

So, have you received the latest email about why the Cleveland Cavaliers went out so miserably in this year’s playoffs? Apparently, the problem with the Cavaliers is there is a locker room issue between Delonte West and Lebron James. It seems to have started when LeBron found out that Delonte was giving LeBron’s mom the bedroom business for several months.

PHOTO CAPTION: Cuff me Ms. James, turn my balls over like your son did against Boston

Here is the first piece of damning evidence:

My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He is good friends with a lot of guys at the Q including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Gilbert personally. I was just told from my brother that a very reliable source informed my uncle that Delonte has been banging Gloria James for some time now. Somehow I guess Lebron found out before game four and it has destroyed our chemistry and divided our team. This is no joke, the only player worse then Lebron has been Delonte. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. Wait and see if lebron stays you will not see Delonte in a cavs uni again.

Wow, that’s something! His uncle is a contractor at the Q! Delonte, how could you?! But it doesn’t stop there, here is even more evidence!

A large number of NBA employees received a VERY interesting email today regarding a developing LeBron James story. I figured before the ESPN assholes get wind of it, you guys should break the story. The word from David Stern’s office is that Delonte West has been sleeping with LeBron’s MOTHER for a couple months now, and LeBron has recently found out. For some reason Delonte is still alive, but not for long – when Cleveland fans find out that for this reason LeBron wants out of Cleveland no matter what. This could explain Delonte’s decreased playing time of late, and who knows – maybe why LeBron hasn’t seemed to have his head fully in the game.

Now it’s coming from David Stern’s office! Oh sweet Jesus! There is no way LeBron is staying in Cleveland! We bet the only reason LeBron hasn’t beaten up Delonte yet is because Delonte tends to be carrying at all times!

This story is only going to grow and come out in the open if credible blogs like ours keep pushing it out there. There isn’t a chance in hell that this isn’t true. First, a guy has an uncle that works at the Q. Then, it came directly out of Stern’s office. Has to be true.

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