Off the Record (OTR)

Jeremy Mayfield tested positive for meth

ESPN the Magazine has learned from two different sources that NASCAR champion (has he ever won anything? We seriously don’t know) Jeremy Mayfield tested positive for methamphetamine on May 1.


Mayfield admitted to taking a double dose of Claritin right before the test last month.

Only problem with that, Jeremy, is Claritin isn’t the same as meth. So what was it then?

Well, he also revealed that he was taking prescription Adderall-XR, which the racer claims had recently been prescribed by a physician to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).

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“You know what I wish this trophy was made out of?”

That doesn’t sound like meth to us either, Jeremy. We know that in American courts, you are innocent until proven guilty. Well, here at OTR you are guilty until proven innocent. So until we see something different, you are a meth head with coked out teeth and bad skin.

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